Warning: This game has terrible voice acting.
Reviews by Joe Robinson (2)
Where's my special Viking hat?
War, war never ch- oh look, Jets.
Aww yeah, ship's going down...
Enjoyable, but also passable…
Come on baby, do the Cities in Motion...
The secret to Diplomacy? Kill everything.
Taking a trip planetside? Remember to bring an army with you.
Sing for absolution…
There are only two things certain in life, and you’re reading one of them.
Consider this the day that you almost caught Captain Ja-
Those who live by the Sword get pawned by some noob with a crossbow...
*snigger* Butt Stallion...
It was all too good to be true...
just go buy it… After you've read our review of course!
No Gods or Kings, only Pixels...
Your Sins remembered, for the last time...
Not a strategy game, as it turns out...
My wand is bigger than yours...
Mankind is not alone...